Daisy Kisses And Unicorn Farts❁

College Unicorn wanna be.

I always look at cats like a piece of pie and also I'm psyched over Taylor's 1989.

I live in Africa (No! We do not live on trees, drink dirty water and ride into the sunset on Simba's back.)

I spend rainy days (JK, everyday) watching youtube, stalking my crush on tumblr, and reading novels (Rick Riordan, Meg Cabot, Sophie Kinsella and all other authors of teenage heroic books are bae.)

I think everything is too mainstream and you just have to create your own label.

Location - Poseidon's Lair.

Daisy kisses and rainbow farts.

xxx

  • fellowteen:

    this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

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  • andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

    jazzfort:

    i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

    nyoom

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  • Project Disney | Week 3 - Day 4 | Favorite Secondary Characters

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  • taylorswift:

    If, upon seeing this, your first thought was to google “how to make my eyes rainbow colored”, we have the same issues.

    (Source: weheartit.com)

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  • thehummusoffensive:

    Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.

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  • hannahbelle-lecter:

    whisperingsweetsins:

    whenblackwasinvogue:

    shego:

    she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

    Love this!

    Stories you won’t see in the media

    #nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

    (via quietzombiegirl)

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  • things that have no chill

    torobabe:

    -me

    -automatic toilets

    -people who clap when the plane lands

    (via quietzombiegirl)

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  • tonystarks:

    escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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  • quietzombiegirl:

    everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

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